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South Korea’s President Impeached After Attempting to Rule with a Hot Dog Cart and...

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In a seemingly absurd turn of events, South Korea's president attempted to commandeer governance with a hot dog cart and confusing martial law—prompting an...

U.S. Defense Contractor Offers $42 Million to Former Iraqi Detainees as Apology for Mental...

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In a wild twist in corporate accountability, a U.S. defense contractor has announced it will pay $42 million to former Iraqi detainees, coupled with...

Luigi Mangione Hires 5-Star Attorneys to Defend Against Murder Charge, Promises to Set New...

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In a bizarre twist worthy of a courtroom drama, alleged murderer Luigi Mangione has gone above and beyond by securing a legal team so...

Harriet Tubman Awarded Intergalactic General Rank at Veterans Day Extravaganza, Unleashing Time-Traveling Freedom Fighters

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In a move that can only be described as a cosmic blend of history and sci-fi, Harriet Tubman has been posthumously promoted to the...

Just Eat Takeaway Announces Epic Fire Sale of Grubhub, Offers Free Integrity with Every...

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In a move that has left the food delivery industry shaking, Just Eat Takeaway has decided to sell Grubhub at a jaw-dropping loss of...

TIL Al Capone Ran Charity Dedicated to Feeding Three Hot Meals a Day to...

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In one of the most ludicrous twists of charity lore, infamous gangster Al Capone not only served up hot meals to the down-and-out during...

Judge Admits Defeat, Divorces Case After Defense Claims He ‘Made Eye Contact with the...

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In an unexpected twist, a judge overseeing a pivotal case surrounding alleged fake electors has opted for a dramatic recusal, following accusations of anti-Trump...

Squirrel Launches Full-Scale Assault on Mom’s Window in Buffalo, City Declares State of Emergency

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In an unprecedented incident that has left Buffalo residents baffled and on high alert, a rogue squirrel took aim at a mother's window, igniting...

Local Man Shocked to Discover ‘Being Tired’ Is Just a Rational Response to Existing...

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In a stunning revelation, a local man has uncovered the shocking truth behind 'being tired'—a completely normal reaction to living in a world governed...

Nation Offers Free Permanent Residency In Exchange For Bizarre Talent Show Audition

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Imagine a world where the path to instant citizenship isn’t just paved with paperwork, but instead involves performing the moonwalk while reclining in a...