Customers Now Creating Personal Plastic Bag Empires After Grocery Bags Banned, Experts Warn of...
In a hilarious twist of fate, the ban on free plastic bags has sent grocery shoppers spiraling into comical chaos. With the government's best...
Your Friends’ Gut Bacteria Are Spreading Like the World’s Weirdest Virus — Complete Strangers...
Recent revelations uncover that our guts are not just personal; they’re communal party zones for microbiomes. Friends influence our microbial makeup, but so do...
Nutritionists Unveil Revolutionary ‘Food Cloak’ That Makes Fiber Taste Like Cotton Candy Instead of...
In an astonishing twist in the world of dietary science, researchers are now encapsulating dreary pea cell-wall fibers in a whimsical gel that makes...
Study Reveals Mental Overload Causes Brain to Hit Snooze, Unleashing Inner Rage Monster
A groundbreaking new study has unveiled that intense mental strain not only tires our brains but can put them into a comatose-like state, transforming...
Study Reveals Psychopaths Actually Enjoy Stubbing Their Toes, Learn Nothing From Painful Experiences
In a stunning new twist on the psyche of those with psychopathic traits, researchers have uncovered shocking evidence that not only do these individuals...
Humanity Celebrates Epic Achievement of Cranking Up Planet’s Thermostat by 1.5°C Since 1700: Next...
In an astonishingly controversial feat, humanity has successfully raised the Earth’s temperature by a staggering 1.5°C since 1700, all while binge-watching Netflix and planning...
Norway Declares Coastline Open Season as Cod Launchs 10 Million Capelin Buffet in Epic...
In an unprecedented display of marine mayhem, cod off the coast of Norway have orchestrated what can only be described as a frenetic fish...
Scientists Confirm Voyager 2 Encounter with Uranus Was Just a Mild Cosmic Fart
In a revelation that’s left the space community gasping both in shock and laughter, researchers have discovered that Voyager 2's 1986 flyby of Uranus...
Scientists Announce Miraculous Discovery: Sitting on Couch While Binge-Watching Hopes to Defeat Dementia
In an enlightening twist that leaves even the most seasoned couch potatoes pondering, researchers have unveiled that cutting back on sedentary pursuits can fortify...
Scientists Reveal Radical New Climate Change Prevention Method: Challenge Politicians to a Dance-Off For...
In an unprecedented twist on climate activism, scientists have proposed a bizarre yet hilarious approach to combating climate change. Forget advocating or writing letters:...
