Archaeologists Confirm King Arthur Monument is Actually 5,500 Years Old After Finding Arthur’s Selfie...
In a shocking twist for historians, the King Arthur monument in Cornwall has been dated to a staggering 5,500 years old. This monumental discovery...
Humanity Celebrates Epic Achievement of Cranking Up Planet’s Thermostat by 1.5°C Since 1700: Next...
In an astonishingly controversial feat, humanity has successfully raised the Earth’s temperature by a staggering 1.5°C since 1700, all while binge-watching Netflix and planning...
Local Preemies to Feature in Upcoming Reality Show ‘Survival of the Fittest: Kindergarten Edition’
In a shocking turn of events, research now suggests that kids born at 32-26 weeks might be wrestling not just with their ABCs, but...
Scientists Confirm Voyager 2 Encounter with Uranus Was Just a Mild Cosmic Fart
In a revelation that’s left the space community gasping both in shock and laughter, researchers have discovered that Voyager 2's 1986 flyby of Uranus...
Scientists Reveal Radical New Climate Change Prevention Method: Challenge Politicians to a Dance-Off For...
In an unprecedented twist on climate activism, scientists have proposed a bizarre yet hilarious approach to combating climate change. Forget advocating or writing letters:...
Study Reveals Mental Overload Causes Brain to Hit Snooze, Unleashing Inner Rage Monster
A groundbreaking new study has unveiled that intense mental strain not only tires our brains but can put them into a comatose-like state, transforming...
Couples Unleash Wild Substance-Based Relationship Experiment: Experts Confirm That Intoxicated Arguments About Pizza and...
Recent studies unveil the bizarre dynamics between substance use and relationship satisfaction. Turns out, cannabis and alcohol aren’t just for enhancing pizza nights; they...
Scientists Announce Miraculous Discovery: Sitting on Couch While Binge-Watching Hopes to Defeat Dementia
In an enlightening twist that leaves even the most seasoned couch potatoes pondering, researchers have unveiled that cutting back on sedentary pursuits can fortify...
Your Friends’ Gut Bacteria Are Spreading Like the World’s Weirdest Virus — Complete Strangers...
Recent revelations uncover that our guts are not just personal; they’re communal party zones for microbiomes. Friends influence our microbial makeup, but so do...
Customers Now Creating Personal Plastic Bag Empires After Grocery Bags Banned, Experts Warn of...
In a hilarious twist of fate, the ban on free plastic bags has sent grocery shoppers spiraling into comical chaos. With the government's best...
