Tech Podcast Hosts Launch New Series by Accidentally Awakening Sentient AI, Now Negotiating with...
In a world where tech innovation dances with absurdity, the hosts of WIRED's latest podcast stumbled upon an artificial intelligence that not only creates...
Local Man Confused About What Game to Play on Wednesday, Accidentally Initiates Global Tournament...
In an absurd twist of fate, a simple question about video games on a Wednesday has spiraled out of control into an epic, global...
Trump Accidentally Launches Republicans Into Outer Space, Enabling Democrats To Slip Past With Judicial...
In a bizarre chain of events, Donald Trump’s latest escapade involving a SpaceX launch has inadvertently aided Democrats in snagging vital judicial nominees. What...
X Expands Its Advertising Boycott Lawsuit to Include Twitch, Claims Streamers Are Secretly Sipping...
In a shocking turn of events, the social media giant X has decided to broaden its advertising boycott lawsuit to include Twitch, the world-renowned...
Google Threatens to File Restraining Order Against the Entire US Government Over Chrome Sale...
In a move that has left the tech world buzzing, the US Department of Justice has recommended that Google sell Chrome, plunging the tech...
Epic Showdown: What Game Will You Conquer This Wednesday in the Battle for Your...
As Wednesday creeps upon us like an over-caffeinated raccoon, gamers everywhere brace themselves for the weekly dual between responsibility and their pixelated passions. This...
Joe Biden Unveils Hallmark CHIPS Act So Impressive It Literally Banished Trump to Another...
President Joe Biden has taken bold steps to insulate his transformative Hallmark CHIPS Act from any political turbulence, unleashing a wave of absurdity by...
Norwegian Youth Declare War on Capitalism, Proclaim Gladiatorial Online Piracy the New Olympic Sport
In a stunning twist that has left economists reeling and major studios trembling, a recent survey reveals that half of young Norwegians are turning...
Desperate Gamer Accidentally Turns RDR2 Into Real-Life Voice Acting Simulator for Thousands of Strangers,...
When one gamer's grand scheme to mod Red Dead Redemption 2 for live, interactive voice acting spiraled wildly out of control, the result was...
Breaking News: Ouest-France Discovers Ancient Scrolls Revealing True Meaning of ‘X’ Before Deleting Their...
In an unprecedented move, Ouest-France, the most-read francophone newspaper, has retroactively unearthed the ancient meaning of ‘X’ after deciding not to post on the...
