French Billionaire Challenges Flabbergasted Gamer to 1v1 Call of Duty Match after Lag Blame...
In an unprecedented twist of events, a French billionaire emerged from his gilded cage to face off against an irate gamer who dared to...
Tech-Savvy Hosts of WIRED’s Uncanny Valley Podcast Accidentally Unleash Army of Emotionally Confused Robots
Welcome to the wild world of technology and culture, where hosts of WIRED's new podcast, Uncanny Valley, aim to explore the bizarre landscape of...
Epic Showdown: What Game Will You Conquer This Wednesday in the Battle for Your...
As Wednesday creeps upon us like an over-caffeinated raccoon, gamers everywhere brace themselves for the weekly dual between responsibility and their pixelated passions. This...
Norwegian Youth Declare War on Capitalism, Proclaim Gladiatorial Online Piracy the New Olympic Sport
In a stunning twist that has left economists reeling and major studios trembling, a recent survey reveals that half of young Norwegians are turning...
Google Threatens to File Restraining Order Against the Entire US Government Over Chrome Sale...
In a move that has left the tech world buzzing, the US Department of Justice has recommended that Google sell Chrome, plunging the tech...
X Expands Its Advertising Boycott Lawsuit to Include Twitch, Claims Streamers Are Secretly Sipping...
In a shocking turn of events, the social media giant X has decided to broaden its advertising boycott lawsuit to include Twitch, the world-renowned...
Local Man Confused About What Game to Play on Wednesday, Accidentally Initiates Global Tournament...
In an absurd twist of fate, a simple question about video games on a Wednesday has spiraled out of control into an epic, global...
Trump Accidentally Launches Republicans Into Outer Space, Enabling Democrats To Slip Past With Judicial...
In a bizarre chain of events, Donald Trump’s latest escapade involving a SpaceX launch has inadvertently aided Democrats in snagging vital judicial nominees. What...
Study Reveals That Climate Change Suddenly Disappears Right Before Election Season, Experts Blame Voter...
As election season approaches, scientists confirm that climate change has mysteriously hit 'pause,' leaving the planet grasping for relevancy. With political candidates scrambling to...
Microtransaction Madness: $70 Game Now Includes $30 Essential ‘Emotional Support Battle Pass’
In a shocking twist that has left avid gamers reeling, the latest installment in the beloved Call of Duty franchise not only charges a...
