Study Reveals That Climate Change Suddenly Disappears Right Before Election Season, Experts Blame Voter...
As election season approaches, scientists confirm that climate change has mysteriously hit 'pause,' leaving the planet grasping for relevancy. With political candidates scrambling to...
Desperate Gamer Accidentally Turns RDR2 Into Real-Life Voice Acting Simulator for Thousands of Strangers,...
When one gamer's grand scheme to mod Red Dead Redemption 2 for live, interactive voice acting spiraled wildly out of control, the result was...
X Expands Its Advertising Boycott Lawsuit to Include Twitch, Claims Streamers Are Secretly Sipping...
In a shocking turn of events, the social media giant X has decided to broaden its advertising boycott lawsuit to include Twitch, the world-renowned...
Google Threatens to File Restraining Order Against the Entire US Government Over Chrome Sale...
In a move that has left the tech world buzzing, the US Department of Justice has recommended that Google sell Chrome, plunging the tech...
Trump Accidentally Launches Republicans Into Outer Space, Enabling Democrats To Slip Past With Judicial...
In a bizarre chain of events, Donald Trump’s latest escapade involving a SpaceX launch has inadvertently aided Democrats in snagging vital judicial nominees. What...
Microtransaction Madness: $70 Game Now Includes $30 Essential ‘Emotional Support Battle Pass’
In a shocking twist that has left avid gamers reeling, the latest installment in the beloved Call of Duty franchise not only charges a...
Cable Giants Unveil Revolutionary Approach: Mandatory Oxygen Limits to Promote Healthy Breathing
In a bold move that merges daily survival with competitive market dynamics, cable companies and Trump's FCC chair have finalized their latest agreement. Saying...
Danish Navy Boarded By Giant Rubber Duck Amid Undersea Cable Sabotage Incident
In a bizarre twist of international maritime drama, the Danish Navy found itself face-to-face with a colossal inflatable rubber duck while investigating the undersea...
Local Man Confused About What Game to Play on Wednesday, Accidentally Initiates Global Tournament...
In an absurd twist of fate, a simple question about video games on a Wednesday has spiraled out of control into an epic, global...
Epic Showdown: What Game Will You Conquer This Wednesday in the Battle for Your...
As Wednesday creeps upon us like an over-caffeinated raccoon, gamers everywhere brace themselves for the weekly dual between responsibility and their pixelated passions. This...
