Study Reveals That Climate Change Suddenly Disappears Right Before Election Season, Experts Blame Voter...
As election season approaches, scientists confirm that climate change has mysteriously hit 'pause,' leaving the planet grasping for relevancy. With political candidates scrambling to...
Tech-Savvy Hosts of WIRED’s Uncanny Valley Podcast Accidentally Unleash Army of Emotionally Confused Robots
Welcome to the wild world of technology and culture, where hosts of WIRED's new podcast, Uncanny Valley, aim to explore the bizarre landscape of...
Microtransaction Madness: $70 Game Now Includes $30 Essential ‘Emotional Support Battle Pass’
In a shocking twist that has left avid gamers reeling, the latest installment in the beloved Call of Duty franchise not only charges a...
Local Man Confused About What Game to Play on Wednesday, Accidentally Initiates Global Tournament...
In an absurd twist of fate, a simple question about video games on a Wednesday has spiraled out of control into an epic, global...
Google Threatens to File Restraining Order Against the Entire US Government Over Chrome Sale...
In a move that has left the tech world buzzing, the US Department of Justice has recommended that Google sell Chrome, plunging the tech...
Danish Navy Boarded By Giant Rubber Duck Amid Undersea Cable Sabotage Incident
In a bizarre twist of international maritime drama, the Danish Navy found itself face-to-face with a colossal inflatable rubber duck while investigating the undersea...
Gamers Shocked as New Stellar Blade DLC Reveals Hidden Dimension Under EVE’s Skirt: Multiverse...
In a bizarre turn of events, players of Stellar Blade's latest Nier: Automata DLC have discovered a surreal, snack-filled realm beneath the skirt of...
Desperate Gamer Accidentally Turns RDR2 Into Real-Life Voice Acting Simulator for Thousands of Strangers,...
When one gamer's grand scheme to mod Red Dead Redemption 2 for live, interactive voice acting spiraled wildly out of control, the result was...
Cable Giants Unveil Revolutionary Approach: Mandatory Oxygen Limits to Promote Healthy Breathing
In a bold move that merges daily survival with competitive market dynamics, cable companies and Trump's FCC chair have finalized their latest agreement. Saying...
Breaking News: Ouest-France Discovers Ancient Scrolls Revealing True Meaning of ‘X’ Before Deleting Their...
In an unprecedented move, Ouest-France, the most-read francophone newspaper, has retroactively unearthed the ancient meaning of ‘X’ after deciding not to post on the...
