Billionaire Owner of LA Times Disavows Op-Ed, Claims It’s Actually a Lost Script for...
In a shocking revelation, the billionaire owner of the LA Times has declared a scathing op-ed about Trump's cabinet picks as a misinterpretation of...
FBI Director Christopher Wray Caught Practicing Yoga at the FBI Headquarters After Vowing Never...
In a stunning display of hashtag rebellion against conventional FBI protocols, Director Christopher Wray was recently seen engaging in an enlightening yoga session right...
House Ethics Committee to Review Gaetz Report at Next Meeting of Secret Society of...
In an unexpected twist of events, the House Ethics Committee has decided to withhold the report on Matt Gaetz, opting instead for the inscrutable...
Key Witness Turns Out to Be Creative Writing Major, Admits Biden Corruption Story was...
In an unexpected twist worthy of a Hollywood script, Alexander Smirnov, the alleged key witness in the Biden corruption saga, has admitted to fabricating...
Ex-FBI Informant Pleads Guilty to Scheming to Frame Bidens with Invisible Ink and Magic...
In an unprecedented legal spectacle, former FBI informant Alexander Smirnov has pled guilty to fabricating outrageous claims about the Biden family, leading to a...
Trump Announces Bold New Plan to Solve Grocery Prices by Replacing All Food with...
In a baffling return to the political arena, Trump is daring to tackle the grocery price crisis by reimagining our food entirely. Embracing a...
Pentagon Unveils New Military Deportation Strategy: Now With 50% More Random Act of Confetti
In a baffling twist to Trump's military deportation plan, Pentagon officials have unveiled a strategy that is as extravagant as it is insane, suggesting...
Trump Unveils Groundbreaking Economic Strategy: Actually Raises Grocery Prices in Hopes of Starting National...
In an unprecedented turn of events, Donald Trump has flipped his campaign promise to lower grocery prices on its head, launching a bold initiative...
House Speaker Mike Johnson Bans Transgender Bathrooms, Replaces Them with Magical Unicorn Toilets for...
In a shocking turn of events, House Speaker Mike Johnson has not only banned transgender bathrooms but has proposed a whimsical alternative: magical unicorn...
Nancy Pelosi Launches Shadow Campaign to Debunk AOC’s Bid for Top Committee Role, Announces...
In a bizarre political twist, Nancy Pelosi appears to be orchestrating a covert operation to sabotage Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's quest for a high-profile committee position....
