Trump Unleashes Legal Kraken to Abolish Birthright Citizenship, Asks Supreme Court for a Side...
Donald Trump's latest crusade against birthright citizenship has taken a bizarre and absurd turn, as he embarks on an epic quest to delete the...
Trump Steals Bernie’s Working-Class Soul, Vows to Replace It with Premium-Grade Faux Proletariat Fluff
In a political landscape where narratives are up for grabs, Donald Trump has reportedly absconded with Bernie Sanders’ revered working-class story. Analysts suggest this...
FBI Director Christopher Wray Caught Practicing Yoga at the FBI Headquarters After Vowing Never...
In a stunning display of hashtag rebellion against conventional FBI protocols, Director Christopher Wray was recently seen engaging in an enlightening yoga session right...
Trump Accidentally Launches Democratic Judicial Agenda into Orbit by Distracting Republicans with SpaceX Rocket...
In a twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, Donald Trump inadvertently launched the Democratic Party’s judicial ambitions into the stratosphere....
World Leaders to Address Global Crisis in Epic Saturday Morning Cartoon Showdown Featuring Giant...
In an unprecedented twist, the leaders of the world are teaming up with beloved Saturday morning cartoon characters to tackle current global crises. Expect...
Trump Accidentally Launches Democratic Judicial Agenda into Orbit by Distracting Republicans with SpaceX Rocket...
In a twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, Donald Trump inadvertently launched the Democratic Party’s judicial ambitions into the stratosphere....
Trump Unveils Groundbreaking Economic Strategy: Actually Raises Grocery Prices in Hopes of Starting National...
In an unprecedented turn of events, Donald Trump has flipped his campaign promise to lower grocery prices on its head, launching a bold initiative...
Key Witness Turns Out to Be Creative Writing Major, Admits Biden Corruption Story was...
In an unexpected twist worthy of a Hollywood script, Alexander Smirnov, the alleged key witness in the Biden corruption saga, has admitted to fabricating...
Trump Launches SpaceX with Unqualified Republican Astronauts, Accidentally Appoints Judiciary Reform Committee
In a move that defies all logic, former President Trump inadvertently transforms a SpaceX launch viewing into a chaotic judiciary nomination party, as amused...
Trump Appoints ‘Border Czar’ to Launch Nationwide Workplace Raids, Freedom to Issue Arrest Warrant...
In a bizarre twist of presidential priorities, Donald Trump's freshly minted ‘Border Czar’ has announced plans for sweeping workplace immigration raids, claiming it’s to...
