MAGA Declares Project 2025: A Daring Blueprint to Replace American Government with Life-Size Trump...
In an outrageous twist of political ambition, MAGA enthusiasts have dubbed Project 2025 as the definitive agenda to usher in the 'Trump Era 2.0.'...
In Shocking Reveal, Elon Musk Claims Entire Homelessness Crisis is Just a 5G-Sponsored VR...
In an unprecedented move, tech titan Elon Musk has boldly declared that homelessness is nothing but a mirage, fabricated by shadowy forces to distract...
Billionaire Owner of LA Times Disavows Op-Ed, Claims It’s Actually a Lost Script for...
In a shocking revelation, the billionaire owner of the LA Times has declared a scathing op-ed about Trump's cabinet picks as a misinterpretation of...
Trump Accidentally Launches Democratic Judicial Agenda into Orbit by Distracting Republicans with SpaceX Rocket...
In a twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, Donald Trump inadvertently launched the Democratic Party’s judicial ambitions into the stratosphere....
Trump Launches SpaceX with Unqualified Republican Astronauts, Accidentally Appoints Judiciary Reform Committee
In a move that defies all logic, former President Trump inadvertently transforms a SpaceX launch viewing into a chaotic judiciary nomination party, as amused...
FBI Director Christopher Wray Caught Practicing Yoga at the FBI Headquarters After Vowing Never...
In a stunning display of hashtag rebellion against conventional FBI protocols, Director Christopher Wray was recently seen engaging in an enlightening yoga session right...
Trump Unveils Groundbreaking Economic Strategy: Actually Raises Grocery Prices in Hopes of Starting National...
In an unprecedented turn of events, Donald Trump has flipped his campaign promise to lower grocery prices on its head, launching a bold initiative...
Key Witness Turns Out to Be Creative Writing Major, Admits Biden Corruption Story was...
In an unexpected twist worthy of a Hollywood script, Alexander Smirnov, the alleged key witness in the Biden corruption saga, has admitted to fabricating...
Texas Announces Plan to Host Trump-Run Rodeo for Mass Deportation—Guaranteed Admission with Cowboy Hat
In an unprecedented twist to immigration policy, Texas has unveiled an extravagant proposal inviting Donald Trump to spearhead a mass deportation initiative from a...
Ex-FBI Informant Pleads Guilty to Scheming to Frame Bidens with Invisible Ink and Magic...
In an unprecedented legal spectacle, former FBI informant Alexander Smirnov has pled guilty to fabricating outrageous claims about the Biden family, leading to a...
