House Ethics Committee to Review Gaetz Report at Next Meeting of Secret Society of...
In an unexpected twist of events, the House Ethics Committee has decided to withhold the report on Matt Gaetz, opting instead for the inscrutable...
Trump Accidentally Launches Democratic Judicial Agenda into Orbit by Distracting Republicans with SpaceX Rocket...
In a twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, Donald Trump inadvertently launched the Democratic Party’s judicial ambitions into the stratosphere....
Warren Discovers Trump Transition Already Hosting Illegal Rave, Declares DJ a Fugitive
In an unexpected twist of political fate, Senator Elizabeth Warren has revealed that the Trump transition team isn't just breaking laws — they are...
Nancy Pelosi Launches Shadow Campaign to Debunk AOC’s Bid for Top Committee Role, Announces...
In a bizarre political twist, Nancy Pelosi appears to be orchestrating a covert operation to sabotage Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's quest for a high-profile committee position....
Trump Launches SpaceX with Unqualified Republican Astronauts, Accidentally Appoints Judiciary Reform Committee
In a move that defies all logic, former President Trump inadvertently transforms a SpaceX launch viewing into a chaotic judiciary nomination party, as amused...
Trump Education Nominee Claims Controversial PhD in Educational Karaoke, Immediately Resigns After Faking Grades
The recent resignation of a Trump Education Department nominee has spiraled into absurdity as she claimed to possess a PhD in Educational Karaoke—a degree...
Texas Announces Plan to Host Trump-Run Rodeo for Mass Deportation—Guaranteed Admission with Cowboy Hat
In an unprecedented twist to immigration policy, Texas has unveiled an extravagant proposal inviting Donald Trump to spearhead a mass deportation initiative from a...
Trump Unveils Groundbreaking Economic Strategy: Actually Raises Grocery Prices in Hopes of Starting National...
In an unprecedented turn of events, Donald Trump has flipped his campaign promise to lower grocery prices on its head, launching a bold initiative...
World Leaders to Address Global Crisis in Epic Saturday Morning Cartoon Showdown Featuring Giant...
In an unprecedented twist, the leaders of the world are teaming up with beloved Saturday morning cartoon characters to tackle current global crises. Expect...
MAGA Declares Project 2025: A Daring Blueprint to Replace American Government with Life-Size Trump...
In an outrageous twist of political ambition, MAGA enthusiasts have dubbed Project 2025 as the definitive agenda to usher in the 'Trump Era 2.0.'...
