Breaking: Kremlin Unveils Playbook for State TV with Melania’s Modeling Portfolio as New Propaganda...
In a bizarre and jaw-dropping turn of events, the Kremlin has reportedly decided to showcase nude photos of Melania Trump on state television. This...
Warren Discovers Trump Transition Already Hosting Illegal Rave, Declares DJ a Fugitive
In an unexpected twist of political fate, Senator Elizabeth Warren has revealed that the Trump transition team isn't just breaking laws — they are...
MAGA Declares Project 2025: A Daring Blueprint to Replace American Government with Life-Size Trump...
In an outrageous twist of political ambition, MAGA enthusiasts have dubbed Project 2025 as the definitive agenda to usher in the 'Trump Era 2.0.'...
Trump Accidentally Launches Democratic Judicial Agenda into Orbit by Distracting Republicans with SpaceX Rocket...
In a twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, Donald Trump inadvertently launched the Democratic Party’s judicial ambitions into the stratosphere....
Billionaire Owner of LA Times Disavows Op-Ed, Claims It’s Actually a Lost Script for...
In a shocking revelation, the billionaire owner of the LA Times has declared a scathing op-ed about Trump's cabinet picks as a misinterpretation of...
Ex-FBI Informant Pleads Guilty to Scheming to Frame Bidens with Invisible Ink and Magic...
In an unprecedented legal spectacle, former FBI informant Alexander Smirnov has pled guilty to fabricating outrageous claims about the Biden family, leading to a...
Trump Education Nominee Claims Controversial PhD in Educational Karaoke, Immediately Resigns After Faking Grades
The recent resignation of a Trump Education Department nominee has spiraled into absurdity as she claimed to possess a PhD in Educational Karaoke—a degree...
Trump Appoints ‘Border Czar’ to Launch Nationwide Workplace Raids, Freedom to Issue Arrest Warrant...
In a bizarre twist of presidential priorities, Donald Trump's freshly minted ‘Border Czar’ has announced plans for sweeping workplace immigration raids, claiming it’s to...
FBI Director Christopher Wray Caught Practicing Yoga at the FBI Headquarters After Vowing Never...
In a stunning display of hashtag rebellion against conventional FBI protocols, Director Christopher Wray was recently seen engaging in an enlightening yoga session right...
Trump Launches SpaceX with Unqualified Republican Astronauts, Accidentally Appoints Judiciary Reform Committee
In a move that defies all logic, former President Trump inadvertently transforms a SpaceX launch viewing into a chaotic judiciary nomination party, as amused...
