Calif. Democrats Launch All-Out Offensive, Prepare to Flip GOP House Districts by Literal Earthquake
In an unprecedented move, California Democrats are revolutionizing their strategy to flip Republican-held districts by employing the geological power of earthquakes. By harnessing natural...
Trump Launches SpaceX with Unqualified Republican Astronauts, Accidentally Appoints Judiciary Reform Committee
In a move that defies all logic, former President Trump inadvertently transforms a SpaceX launch viewing into a chaotic judiciary nomination party, as amused...
AOC Unleashes Mind-Bending Quantum Rhetoric to Explain Why Voting for Both Her and Trump...
In an unprecedented move, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez addresses the baffling phenomenon of voters who somehow feel comfortable backing both her progressive ideals and the...
Warren Discovers Trump Transition Already Hosting Illegal Rave, Declares DJ a Fugitive
In an unexpected twist of political fate, Senator Elizabeth Warren has revealed that the Trump transition team isn't just breaking laws — they are...
Trump Accidentally Launches Democratic Judicial Agenda into Orbit by Distracting Republicans with SpaceX Rocket...
In a twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, Donald Trump inadvertently launched the Democratic Party’s judicial ambitions into the stratosphere....
Pentagon Unveils New Military Deportation Strategy: Now With 50% More Random Act of Confetti
In a baffling twist to Trump's military deportation plan, Pentagon officials have unveiled a strategy that is as extravagant as it is insane, suggesting...
Texas Announces Plan to Host Trump-Run Rodeo for Mass Deportation—Guaranteed Admission with Cowboy Hat
In an unprecedented twist to immigration policy, Texas has unveiled an extravagant proposal inviting Donald Trump to spearhead a mass deportation initiative from a...
Trump Announces Bold New Plan to Solve Grocery Prices by Replacing All Food with...
In a baffling return to the political arena, Trump is daring to tackle the grocery price crisis by reimagining our food entirely. Embracing a...
Progressive Democrats Unleash Ruthless Takeover, Elects Houseplant as New Party Leader
In an unprecedented move that has left political analysts scratching their heads, Progressive Democrats have embarked on a mission to dethrone the party leadership....
World Leaders to Address Global Crisis in Epic Saturday Morning Cartoon Showdown Featuring Giant...
In an unprecedented twist, the leaders of the world are teaming up with beloved Saturday morning cartoon characters to tackle current global crises. Expect...
