Trump Accidentally Launches Democratic Judicial Agenda into Orbit by Distracting Republicans with SpaceX Rocket...
In a twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, Donald Trump inadvertently launched the Democratic Party’s judicial ambitions into the stratosphere....
Bernie Sanders Declares Urgent Quest to Defeat Oligarchs Before They Turn Everyone into Secretly...
In a world where oligarchs seem to be orchestrating the downfall of democracy while sipping overpriced lattes, Bernie Sanders has stepped onto the stage...
Calif. Democrats Launch All-Out Offensive, Prepare to Flip GOP House Districts by Literal Earthquake
In an unprecedented move, California Democrats are revolutionizing their strategy to flip Republican-held districts by employing the geological power of earthquakes. By harnessing natural...
Trump Unleashes Legal Kraken to Abolish Birthright Citizenship, Asks Supreme Court for a Side...
Donald Trump's latest crusade against birthright citizenship has taken a bizarre and absurd turn, as he embarks on an epic quest to delete the...
House Ethics Committee to Review Gaetz Report at Next Meeting of Secret Society of...
In an unexpected twist of events, the House Ethics Committee has decided to withhold the report on Matt Gaetz, opting instead for the inscrutable...
Trump Accidentally Launches Democratic Judicial Agenda into Orbit by Distracting Republicans with SpaceX Rocket...
In a twist that could only be scripted by a Hollywood screenwriter, Donald Trump inadvertently launched the Democratic Party’s judicial ambitions into the stratosphere....
Texas Announces Plan to Host Trump-Run Rodeo for Mass Deportation—Guaranteed Admission with Cowboy Hat
In an unprecedented twist to immigration policy, Texas has unveiled an extravagant proposal inviting Donald Trump to spearhead a mass deportation initiative from a...
Warren Discovers Trump Transition Already Hosting Illegal Rave, Declares DJ a Fugitive
In an unexpected twist of political fate, Senator Elizabeth Warren has revealed that the Trump transition team isn't just breaking laws — they are...
Trump Announces Bold New Plan to Solve Grocery Prices by Replacing All Food with...
In a baffling return to the political arena, Trump is daring to tackle the grocery price crisis by reimagining our food entirely. Embracing a...
AOC Unleashes Mind-Bending Quantum Rhetoric to Explain Why Voting for Both Her and Trump...
In an unprecedented move, Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez addresses the baffling phenomenon of voters who somehow feel comfortable backing both her progressive ideals and the...
